The Dog is inexplicably hated in his native Denver:
"One day I was out collecting a thousand dollars from one of my clients in the parking lot of a 7-Eleven in Denver. We were making the exchange when I noticed a couple of guys approaching us wearing camouflage jackets and baseball hats that had big bold letters on the front: BEA. They both carried two guns strapped to their hips. When I first caught a glimpse of them, I thought their hats said DEA. I'm sure the exchange of cash looked like a drug deal was going down. To make matters worse, I didn't have my badge on me.
"One of the two approached me and asked, 'What are you guys doing out here?'
"I took off my sunglasses, handed them to my client, and said, 'Here, honey, hold these for me.'
"As I turned around, I realized their hats said BEA and said, 'BEA. What the hell does that stand for?'
"'Bail bonds Enforcement Agent.'
"I asked the guy, 'You got any Vaseline on you? Because I'm Dog Chapman and those guns you got are going up your ass.'
"When I started walking toward them, they turned and ran to their cars screaming, 'Run, it's the Dog!!'"
- From You Can Run, But You Can't Hide
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