In which mustaches are examined

Google: "How to have fun with mustaches"

This Wikipedia entry is crap. Obviously written by a bunch of cowboys.

What if one is aiming for a more highbrow stache?

Healthy living is slightly more fun with facial hair, but something is still missing...

Let's go to the library.

Perhaps a villain?

Villains are so easily distracted by pretty ladies. And their booze.

And mustaches are like magnets for each other...especially in San Francisco. VILLAIN DISTRACTED! Mustaches can again live in harmony!

HUZZAH! Bring out the lutes, and other celebratory instruments of the land!

This entry brought to you by Elizabeth Peterson, the United States Postal Service, and a most delightful housewarming present.